Microwaved Sushi


"We’re sorry, but this week’s ‘Merry Melodies’ is delayed until next week because the animators kept going berserk and jacking off while trying to animate the scene where Bugs Bunny uses a bicycle pump to blow Daffy Duck into a big round balloon, most of our animators are in the hospital with broken dicks right now and we expect the episode to be completed in two weeks" — Public apology from Warner Brothers, June 16th 1963


why are people defending nerds? grow up and sit at the jock table


So much to hear

I think it’s important to recognize all artistic movements from 2013 on as “Post-Harlem Shake”. Folks… Welcome to the future.

Oh yeah, check this video out. First video at The Onion that I have gotten to be a part of so far with pre-production writing room jazz.



jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

Snack of the night #sotn

Snack of the night #sotn