Microwaved Sushi
Got to meet this nice guy again. He said the flash looked bad and insisted on doing it until we got it right. Bad lighting in there, sorry Tommy

Got to meet this nice guy again. He said the flash looked bad and insisted on doing it until we got it right. Bad lighting in there, sorry Tommy

How often do you think CNN newscasters get cast in movies to make them more believable? This just in: fictional event really happening!

realfart:

this should be an oil painting

realfart:

this should be an oil painting

powerburial:

NSA
garbagelover666:

boyexemplified:

yeahnodudehella:

Masculinity is so fragile.

MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!

COMPASSIONATE SPORTS!!!! ELECTRONIC FATHER

garbagelover666:

boyexemplified:

yeahnodudehella:

Masculinity is so fragile.

MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!

COMPASSIONATE SPORTS!!!! ELECTRONIC FATHER

thelegendofzeldamajorasmask:

bitches be like time is a flat circle

adriofthedead:

emosad420:

i posted this photo on my instagram nearly a year ago but it still gets random comments from angry nerds who somehow locate it and decide to teach me a lesson

'You know anime inspired many people because of anime.'

someoneatethis:

"Well, I KNOW I like cookies so I’ll get three of those. Not sure on the potato wedges… maybe just two. Penne is just okay so three pieces of that. I want five chips, and of course I’ll need a little cup of nacho cheese. Not too much, you see. And I guess a mouthful of macaroni wouldn’t hurt."
-Excerpt from Inside the Mind of a Serial Killer

someoneatethis:

"Well, I KNOW I like cookies so I’ll get three of those. Not sure on the potato wedges… maybe just two. Penne is just okay so three pieces of that. I want five chips, and of course I’ll need a little cup of nacho cheese. Not too much, you see. And I guess a mouthful of macaroni wouldn’t hurt."

-Excerpt from Inside the Mind of a Serial Killer

teenileeni:

garfield comics

teenileeni:

garfield comics